Ok, so first off let me introduce you to the latest installment to the Cal Surf blogosphere....Kyle's Killer Product Reviews. Don't ask who Kyle is, I just made that sh*t up, so roll with it.

I'm gonna try to get into the shop a few times a week to load up my internet basket with tons of hot sh*t product to...yeah, review. So without further adu, me and all of my hot sh*t friends are proud to present the first issue of Kyle's Killer Product Reviews.

AIRBLASTER AIRSHADES
Ok, so these joints caught the eye of Yung Extreme whist we were hanging at the shop lighting each others farts on fire. Once she pointed them out I was all "Oh word??" and she was all, "Chaboy!!" and Munz was all "Theygo!!" Put them sh*ts on and we were all like "G-buuuuuuuuh!!"

So, a few undeniable points for your consideration....

1. If you haven't already boarded the "Fake Ray Ban (or for those who are pulling maximum chedder, Real Ray Ban) Party Trend Train," than you are most likely Amish, into Dave Matthews, or have a perfectly good pair of Aviators sitting on top of your backwards and upside down visor that you got in Cabo during spring break '06.

2. Everybody's got a pair of these sh*ts.... I've got like 4 pairs on as I type and it's 10:15pm.

3. Airblaster...as an overall name for a company (or for anything else for that matter) gets like 100 stars out of 10.

4. These things are cheaper than sucker punching a blind kid in the back of the head for a bag of Fritos.

5. These won't increase your chances of picking up hotter chicks, however, they have a proven to increase overall game spitting by nearly 38% with a mediocre chick return rate of 64%.

If these weren't enough reasons for Scott to reorder 30 pairs, I don't know what is. Get into the shop and check out these and all the rest of the Airblaster gear.

Ever seen a dog this hyped on reppin' a pair of shades?